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Asya
@femmecamp
co-conspirator / PhD student in english & performance studies @uchicagoGSU / editing @chireview @readlux
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Jan 17, 2024
    i don’t know that i want an orange until i see and smell the orange. i need someone to realize that i might want an orange (from my behavior), peel the orange, cut the orange, and pretend to want it for themselves so i can “independently” form a desire for the orange. it’s simple
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Nov 15, 2024
    hotel receptionist working on something beautiful
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Dec 4, 2024
    terrifying turkification process happening here. welcome Timuçin Cemalat
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Dec 15, 2021
    hear me out. google docs wrapped. yasss queen! this year you slayed the phrase “the ways in which”
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Apr 29, 2022
    holding your hair up so someone can put a necklace on you. top 5 girl experience
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Aug 26, 2019
    reflecting, as i often am, upon this baba yaga table and the old ladies who review it
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Aug 10, 2023
    my flight to london was underbooked so they cancelled it and are now making us leave, get our bags, check back in, go back through security, and return for a smaller plane. and by “us” i mean (not a joke) me and the professional actor peter dinklage
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Jul 31, 2018
    gays? are you feeling OK?
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    chart data
    @chartdata
    Jul 31, 2018
    Lana Del Rey's 'Born to Die' re-enters this week's Billboard 200.
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Jan 5, 2019
    i wish this were a joke tweet but i am in the vatican at the sistine chapel and nicholas cage is standing next to me
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Apr 1, 2020
    my most erotic and forbidden fantasy... a nice meal in a restaurant with 6-8 friends... perhaps i am late because of a subway delay. perhaps the pasta is overcooked.... ah! i am getting ahead of myself
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Sep 21, 2025
    overheard an undergrad saying that doing a PhD is like “going to unc college” 💔
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Dec 1, 2020
    everyone please join me in loving and affirming elliott page and rejoicing in the now homosexual kiss between elliott and joseph gordon-levitt in christopher nolan’s INCEPTION, a movie that is becoming less and less heterosexual with each passing year
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Jan 6, 2024
    i saw this tweet as i was falling asleep last night and the eucalyptus man was in my dream. the world was so cruel to him….. i earned his trust and taught him how to read. i patted his large back like a horse
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    Asya
    @femmecamp
    Sep 24, 2023
    friend and i stumbled into andrew garfield after a run of angels in america. he'd just been semi-cancelled for saying he was "gay without the physical act" so we were like WE are gay and WE love you. he got teary, talked a bunch about human connection, and insisted i take his cab
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    Joey
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    Sep 21, 2023
    What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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