Pinnedfuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillMar 30, 2022went through my 5000+ tweets and put the only ~25 good ones into this twitter moment. 221010227227
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillJan 10, 2020and yall said rent in LA was crazy93793755K55K317K317K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillNov 12, 2020the galaxy looks like a rug. quit your job and do whatever you want.42142133K33K314K314K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillApr 4, 2021why the fuck would a duck ask for grapes at a lemonade stand72572526K26K258K258K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillMay 8, 202035+ tinder is a different place86586532K32K229K229K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillApr 27, 2022it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.00:001.5K1.5K23K23K226K226K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillNov 28, 2020calling covid a hoax wasn’t even the weirdest part of that jake paul interview49049017K17K190K190K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillAug 10, 2022the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast1921926.8K6.8K163K163K
fuckmarrywill.bsky.social@fuckmarrywillJul 13, 2020maybe i should check out this zoo13313320K20K119K119K