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    Mar 30, 2022
    went through my 5000+ tweets and put the only ~25 good ones into this twitter moment.
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    Jan 10, 2020
    and yall said rent in LA was crazy
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    Nov 12, 2020
    the galaxy looks like a rug. quit your job and do whatever you want.
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    Apr 4, 2021
    why the fuck would a duck ask for grapes at a lemonade stand
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    May 15, 2021
    what did they mean by this
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    May 8, 2020
    35+ tinder is a different place
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    Apr 27, 2022
    it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.
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    May 1, 2021
    browsing zillow
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    Oct 19, 2020
    browsing zillow
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    Nov 28, 2020
    calling covid a hoax wasn’t even the weirdest part of that jake paul interview
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    Feb 16, 2021
    W, fellas
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    Aug 10, 2022
    the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast
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    Aug 29, 2022
    how do people watch this
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    Jul 13, 2020
    maybe i should check out this zoo
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