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furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
@furmerly
ENG/GER | uma + mgs | 21 | I like writing yuri | mdnf priv: @patheticmeower
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Jun 5
    Ok I went insane. Here's my Obey your Master x Tamamo Cross yuri moodboard. PLEASE get into this ship I am OBSESSED with them
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Feb 13, 2025
    this has been sitting in my drafts for like 3 months and I've desperately been trying to find a punchline
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    May 28, 2024
    this is how it feels applying for jobs
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Sep 8, 2022
    UK: Our Queen has died, we all ask you a minute of si- The entirety of ireland:
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Mar 23, 2025
    my dad just went "i ought to teach you how to change tires before one day you'll be stranded on the highway asking for help like a WOMAN" and stared at me like this
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Oct 13, 2025
    ever eat a meal so good it makes you tweak out and dryhump the living shit out of your friend
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    shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer)
    @Shadoo_creeture
    Oct 13, 2025
    FEAST ON MY JELLAAAAYYY!!!!
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Mar 24, 2025
    OH MY GOD, I CAME HOME TO SEE MY ROOM CLEANED UP BY MY MOM... WITH MY EYELINER ON THE MIDDLE OF MY DESK SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWSSSSS 😭😭😭😭
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Oct 3, 2024
    so docile n friendly n allowing the diver to try to remove the fish hookbn😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL WHY ARE U SO MISUNDERSTOODDD
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    Marine Planet
    @MarinePlanetTV
    Oct 3, 2024
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Dec 24, 2024
    "plenty of fish in the sea" im literally captain ahab if i don't get this one specific one after years of hunting i will blow my brains out
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Aug 5, 2023
    do you realise i can go from Portugal to Turkey just by train
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    Jonah Landry
    @JonahLandryAZ
    Jul 31, 2023
    Replying to @PoliticsAndEd
    “Just build trains, it works so well here why do you have such a problem with it” Just please… shut up
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Jul 23, 2024
    ATTENTION!!!!! Shark cuddle pile
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    Yannis Papastamatiou
    @Dr_Yannis
    Jun 13, 2024
    Even sharks fall out of bed. This little whitetip reef shark fell out of her hole in the surge at Roca Partida. She found a safer spot to rest😁
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Sep 13, 2025
    oh hey that's pretty coo- oh. oh dear. oh. oh.my god
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    Axel
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    Sep 13, 2025
    Transfer ink between pens close up ✒️🖊️💧🔄
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Jan 28, 2025
    "my deadname isn't even that common!" the corpse in my attic that keeps staring at me in my peripheral vision:
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    furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏
    @furmerly
    Sep 5, 2025
    "why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files
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    U.S. Department of Justice
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    Sep 4, 2025
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    As shown in the discrepancy between Joseph Schnitt’s statement and the interview testimony, Mr. Schnitt disclosed which agency he worked for and his position within the DOJ. x.com/JamesOKeefeIII…
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