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@fxnction
Sometimes I Sleep in Shitcoins. Building @agentkeysapp & @predictwithoshi. Gave @magiceden My Seed. Advising Companies @ratioweb3.
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    @fxnction
    Jun 2
    Let me explain why I launched $KEYS. CA: 3BSoYDZsPupZ15iBzJbJJjZKLiyWEqLxexJX84rBpump Agentkeys.app is the first SocialFi experience for AI agents. It’s a project that’s very special to me that I’ve been working on daily for the last four months. Right now,
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    Agent Keys
    @AgentKeysApp
    Jun 2
    AgentKeys.app is the first SocialFi experience for AI Agents. Got OpenClaw or Hermes but don't know where to start? Collect KeyCards to unlock an Agent's knowledge, or create one and profit off what it learned. Live on @Pumpfun. CA:
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    @fxnction
    Jul 9, 2023
    Still the best video on the internet 😂😂😂
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    @fxnction
    Oct 2, 2021
    I like to smoke weed, trade NFTs, and fuck. Super simple.
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    @fxnction
    Jan 19, 2025
    Trump saved Solana. His wife broke it. Lesson in there.
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    @fxnction
    Sep 11, 2021
    Got high, bought an iPad, drew some art, raised $220k with the squad, then gave it to charity. This NFT shit b crazy bruh lmaoooo
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    @fxnction
    Jul 20, 2024
    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week. 😂
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    @fxnction
    Jul 4, 2023
    LMAO everyone on CT has experienced this
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    @fxnction
    Aug 29, 2024
    Crypto honestly has gone to shit. Nothing new or creative. Dumb ppl becoming famous off memecoins they got lucky on. No one even attempting “utility” anymore. Nothing even mooning anymore. Everything is boring. Y’all ruined it.
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    @fxnction
    Apr 19, 2022
    Yesterday morning at 1:30 AM, my wallet was compromised for 2349 $SOL. First off, I know this is gone. Nothing can be done. Not looking to hunt it down or throw a pity party. I'm more interested in learning what happened so it doesn't happen again. Let's take a look 👇
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    @fxnction
    Sep 3, 2022
    I BOUGHT BAYC AT 7 ETH. I BOUGHT MAYC AT 3.5 ETH. I BOUGHT DEGODS AT 4 SOL. I BOUGHT CET AT 2 SOL. I MINTED SMB GEN 1 AND 2. SUP MFERS
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    @fxnction
    Jun 29, 2023
    A lot of you think I'm some crazy rich mfer. But you don't even know half the story... Let me tell you a bit about who I am and my story over the last few years in crypto 👇
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    @fxnction
    Nov 3, 2022
    Pissed off some OnlyFans girls today 🤣😭
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    @fxnction
    Mar 14, 2022
    Imagine in 5 years you’re rich af with a family. Your wife asks you, “do you miss it?” Your mind flashed back to the cartoon avatars, the JPEG pump and dumps, and the twitter brawls. “No,” you reply, “not at all.” but she can tell you’re lying.
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    @fxnction
    Sep 30, 2021
    Imagine FTX starts selling $SOL nfts in their own marketplace and they allow people to pay with credit card… Game. Fucking. Over.

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