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i'm writing a book btw :) i don't know what else to even say besides i'm so happy :) here is the announcement :)
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- i’m at my brother’s high school graduation and they just said the salutatorian has a “10.43 GPA.” how do you even do that. especially given that, no offense, none of these kids know how to read
- high school mean girl to nurse to antivaxxer pipeline
- female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade
- boob art (prints, vases, mugs, etc) is the live laugh love equivalent for women in their late 20s who live in brooklyn
- we lost to people who eat beans on toast....... what the fuck................
- one of my worst traits is my core belief that i deserve a little $6 coffee every time i run a mildly unpleasant errand
- does anyone know how i can cure myself of the specific brain disease that makes me dread tasks and put them off indefinitely until i do them and it's totally fine. is there some kind of drug i can take
- decided to break my no delivery rule and get a burrito and guacamole. $29 before tip. closed the app immediately lmao i cannot believe some of you live like this
- in hindsight, we shouldve known that all the ornate viral foods (those giant milkshakes, golf leaf covered everything, rainbow bagels) were like, our versailles moment right before the empire fully collapsed on itself. honestly i dont even know if i'm joking
- macklemore, rupi kaur… proof that corniness and moral clarity are not mutually exclusiveI received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian population—50% of whom are children.
- Replying to @gabydvjthe valedictorian has a “10.6 GPA.” sorry but no he doesnt. that’s not real
- absolute rocks for brains and she’s proud of itI just looked at Mamdani’s gf for the first time on ig and she had messaged me 2 years ago
- the ACLU just released video of ICE arresting Mahmoud Khalil, taken by his pregnant wife. note the plainclothes officers
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