General Steez (@generalsteez69) / X

General Steez

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General Steez

@generalsteez69

Married to the game. Former captain of my high school hockey team. Sasquatch Truther. Michigan Man. Quesarito Loyalist. Cargo Ship Enthusiast. #LGRW

Joined January 2023

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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Mar 24, 2025
The autistic guy ringing me up at Trader Joe’s just spent 5 minutes explaining to me his detailed plan to save college basketball from the impacts of the transfer portal. The people behind me in line were getting very impatient. I refused to budge. Dudes rock.
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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Jul 1, 2025
Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight
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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Apr 4, 2025
My girlfriend has split the O
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@generalsteez69
Nov 5, 2025
Four days of the sun setting at 4:30pm and I am already fighting the urge to accept alcoholism’s warm embrace
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@generalsteez69
Aug 2, 2025
Forever isn’t talked about enough. 4 legends just going absolutely nuclear. Hang it in the Louvre. Make it the alternate national anthem.
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@generalsteez69
Sep 16, 2025
WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE CRABTREE THATS THE RESULT YOU GON GET
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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Aug 5, 2025
Saw something cool today
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@generalsteez69
Jul 27, 2025
Wake up in the morning. Open up X.com the everything app. Oh nice picture of beer. Oh cool Michigan got a punter. Oh wow that’s the most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Oh wow that’s the 2nd most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Dear god that’s incredibly racist.
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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Aug 17, 2025
Witnessed a Shakespearean Tragedy outside of my apartment this morning
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@generalsteez69
Jun 14, 2025
My buddy just paid $5 to play The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in a bar that I am currently in and he is 4.5 hours away from
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@generalsteez69
Jun 18, 2025
7/11 worker just punched in her own phone number to get points on my order. Unbelievable power move. She must have millions of points.
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@generalsteez69
Jun 6, 2025
I have been using ChatGPT as my nutritionist
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@generalsteez69
Aug 12, 2025
Going to trivia tonight and pretending I’m still in college. “You don’t have work tomorrow” I say to myself. “Your best friends in the world are all within a 5 minute walk of you” I say to myself.
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General Steez
@generalsteez69
Mar 25, 2025
Replying to @MRosenblossom
Minimum freshman requirements per roster, transfers had to wear a patch on their jersey when they played, and a 1 freshman on the court at all time rule. There was a system where for each minute with no freshman on the court you payed a penalty of 1 minute with 2 freshman.
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