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Gilles Gouaillardet
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Gilles Gouaillardet
@giIIes
#HPC engineer
Kobe, Japan
gillesgouaillardet.com
Joined September 2012
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Aug 14, 2024
    Replying to @marea_whitley
    Raygun was more qualified. I mean she has a Ph.D. what are Molly's credentials besides being a better breakdancer?
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jan 8, 2025
    Replying to @narrenhut
    And the arrow never hits the target.
    Image
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @airkatakana
    Not sure where you got the impression everyone admits he had a great point 🤔 He had legitimate beef with the Unification Church, but Abe had only loose ties with it, so making him a target made close to zero sense (besides murder being just wrong on so many levels).
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jun 23, 2025
    Replying to @HelenaPasdeplan
    Et moi je balance les photos de tes sextoys que tu caches sous ton lit. C'est toi qui voit maman.
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jan 2, 2022
    And for adults, screwing around is like fooling around but without dinner
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jan 13, 2023
    Replying to @BFMTV
    Je confirme, la sécurité des parkings est généralement assurée par des Japonais de plus de 70 ans et pour un salaire de misère. Si c'est ça le projet, il faut l'expliquer en entier!
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Apr 23, 2024
    Replying to @doctordoom4
    Moscou 1980: couvre-feu à 21h00, l'armée a ordre de tirer sur ceux qui ne le respectent pas. 20h55, un soldat tire sur un passant son collègue lui demande pourquoi, c'est trop tôt. il répond: je le connais et sais où il habite, il n'aurait jamais pu rentrer chez lui avant 21h00.
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jun 23, 2025
    Replying to @HelenaPasdeplan
    Pas faux, je recadrerai la photo pour ne garder que les livres de Marlène Schiappa.
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Oct 21, 2024
    Replying to @RaraSensei
    When I was ~16 my friends and I had an apartment near the beach only for us. We ran out of dishwasher product. I had a bad feeling so I only put half portion of standard detergent. Years later I introduced myself and the person replied Oh Gilles, detergent in dishwasher guy!
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jul 13, 2023
    Replying to @Unreadu93
    Elle a demandé "c'est ici les cours d'Anglais ?" et son prof lui a répondu "if if, between"
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Nov 7, 2024
    Replying to @ElCrackitoDuNet
    Pareil ici, sauf Roger qui a fait des drifts sur le parking avec son Cybertruck, puis est allé voir la DRH et l'a attrapée par la chatte en lui disant avec des sanglots dans la voix "je n'aime pas qu'on fasse du mal aux écureuils".
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @airkatakana
    I won't deny he was effective. Is this what you meant by "had a great point"?
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Jul 10, 2024
    Vous lui avez appris le gobage de Flamby?
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    Gilles Gouaillardet
    @giIIes
    Mar 19, 2024
    Replying to @callistoroll
    The issue here is not the suitcase but the fact he is not waiting in line.
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