Almost Died.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed it at me.
Luckily, New York Giants 2024 highlights were playing on my TV.
Immediately as he locked eyes with the screen he started crying and shot himself.
Thank God.
I kicked my 26 year old girlfriend out of my Manhattan apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave.
She says it was shitty of me to