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@gothesbian
if there's a hell, i'm the headliner
Joined January 2021
- it's so cool how there are no long-term effects of listening to music at full volume through headphones or vaping or staring at screens everyday
- i wish vampires were real so we could have problematic vampire discourse on twitter. like can you imagine having an opinion about whether a 200yo dating a 150yo is bad. or whether bloodsucker is a slur
- the commodification of punk signals that gen z is, unfortunately, more interested in aesthetics rather than truly engaging with the world around them. you're supposed to thrift your bag and gather pins by supporting local bands, art collectives, or making them yourselfTheres this lady on tiktok who’s selling white girl itabags for $95 and ive genuinely never been more frustrated in my life.
- in my last corporate job i took an entire weekend to figure out how to automate my everyday tasks in excel and then just watched movies on my phone for 9 months afterwards😭how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open
- being a divorced dad and listening to foo fighters must feel so good like damn i only see my kids every other weekend and this guitar solo fucks
- > see a flyer for "goth/alt" night > ask if the event is going to be actual 80s goth or alt tiktok > promoter doesnt understand > i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is goth vs alt tiktok > she laughs and says "it's a good event" > go to the event > its alt tiktok
- call my bed an ashtray the way there's a fag in there
- when u are in ur 20s u must regain interest in ur teenage obsessions to stave off spiritual decay
- being a lesbian is so awesome bc you can have the same interests as a 16yo boy and women still want u. like you can be like yeah i have minecraft pants and play d&d, and women will be like wow thats so hot wanna make out
- what do you think the "dyke" in dykecula stands for
- "the forbidden L word" i love being a lesbian i love being a dyke i love being a carpet muncher i love being a muffdiverTikTok throwing me in enemy territory
- why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for love. what if im just evil and hungry
- lesbians after saying they're not ready for a relationshipThey def cheating cuz you only get this kinda passion from a side piece.
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