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Tetra
@greenTetra_
"The future will be better tomorrow." @DrehmalMC 🦋: tetra dot bsky dot social 🇹: gtetrahedron
Born June 18
Joined June 2017
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Jan 14, 2024
    happy anniversary to that time german riot police got defeated and humiliated by the mud wizard
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    Max Granger
    @_maxgranger
    Jan 15, 2023
    cops defending coal mine get stuck in mud #Luetzerath
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Jul 17, 2022
    blasted dog tried to steal me nuggets
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Apr 28, 2022
    checking in on r/moustache
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Jul 2, 2024
    when the seinfeld A and B plots finally interact
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    Dexerto
    @Dexerto
    Jul 2, 2024
    IShowSpeed was having a bark-off with TikTok’s wizard gnome in Poland
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    May 16, 2022
    dad is eating sausage with phone open to wikipedia page "sausage"
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    May 29, 2022
    not my problem
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Aug 24, 2024
    I had a friend in middle school who could, given ten minutes with any six-sided die, no matter how biased, roll it to any specific number with near-perfect accuracy. I was never able to find a die he couldn't do this with. Later, he died in a car accident.
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    Cliff Pickover
    @pickover
    Aug 22, 2024
    Mathematics. You toss a dice, and it lands "6." You repeat the toss. It lands "6" again. How many repeats of 6 are required for you to declare that the dice is biased.
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Jul 13, 2023
    funniest greentext ive seen in months
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Jul 10, 2023
    are you really gonna look me in the eyes and tell me this is any different than the sfms we were watching in 2010
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    Izzat Hayes
    @AnimeSerbia
    Jul 9, 2023
    I am not kidding. Gen Alpha watches this for hours a day. This is their slenderman. Look up skibidi toilet on youtube and see for yourself
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Nov 16, 2023
    did you guys know that if you get promoted enough times as a garbageman in nyc they eventually make you wear a fake generals outfit with full regalia
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    NYC Sanitation
    @NYCSanitation
    Sep 5, 2017
    Comm. Garcia has promoted Edward Grayson to the 4 star Chief position of Director of the Bureau of Cleaning & Collection.
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Nov 9, 2023
    theres deeply deeply deeply evil people on this website
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Nov 16, 2022
    [seinfeld A and B plots colliding]
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Aug 13, 2022
    im a big fan of completely unintelligible soyjaks
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    Tetra
    @greenTetra_
    Apr 13, 2024
    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NEIL. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF BANGING OUT THE TUNES. HERES TO NINETEEN.
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