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mike oxsmol
@greetinghimeros
Brooklyn, NY
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Feb 14, 2025
    Girl I’d be scared too
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Feb 14, 2025
    Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco have surprise released new single ‘Scared of Loving You.’
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Jul 22, 2021
    LMAOUGDFJIYB!?(;&) pic.x.com/InMOwEzJMZ
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Jan 16, 2025
    person who doesn’t know what friends are:
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Nov 11, 2023
    Girl it depends on the recipe tf
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    Tess_xoxo🌺
    @tess_szn
    Nov 8, 2023
    How do you slice your onions?
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Oct 12, 2024
    Everyone always says she’s just like Kanye and then you realize she’s Kim downnn
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    Kim Kardashian
    @KimKardashian
    Oct 11, 2024
    My Northie girl for @InterviewMag 😂😍🤪
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Jul 9, 2024
    Girl whatever
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Jul 9, 2024
    Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025 trib.al/OvZrKQJ
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    Baba Vanga has a history of incorrect predictions, such as an alien invasion that was supposed to occur in 2022. nypost.com/2021/12/28/eve…
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Mar 28, 2025
    No shade you need new gutters
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    faaarroouukk
    @therealfarouk
    Mar 27, 2025
    So peaceful
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Feb 24, 2025
    Signed up for this app that schedules a dinner reservation for you with 5 strangers and it doesn’t tell you anything about them or where you’re eating until the day of… I’ll update you Wednesday night
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Sep 14, 2024
    IM TRAPPED… 😭😭 those are my stairs I mean how am I supposed to disrupt this
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Sep 14, 2024
    They’re setting up a show on my literal steps how am I supposed to leave once they start
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    mike oxsmol
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    Sep 19, 2025
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Oct 6, 2024
    girl
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Jul 15, 2024
    This being one of the greatest screenshots of all time
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Mar 16, 2025
    Cunty used to mean something btw
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    mike oxsmol
    @greetinghimeros
    Dec 16, 2024
    So those are actually called friends
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    patheticgirl22 🇵🇸
    @lestatsbian
    Dec 16, 2024
    the concept of house parties will always baffle me how are you ok with having 100 drunk strangers in your house
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