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ham mike
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ham mike
@griffraff97
I live in a fucking field
North Carolina, USA
Joined November 2014
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    ham mike
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    May 6, 2020
    reading theory
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    ham mike
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    Dec 28, 2020
    do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing
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    ham mike
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    Dec 29, 2021
    hey man sorry i haven’t texted lately i’m completely addicted to drugs
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    ham mike
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    Oct 3, 2022
    i think if my dab pen spent less time and energy blinking it’s gay little light telling me it’s about to die it might have enough charge for me to get another hit
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    ham mike
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    Apr 20, 2022
    lady i work with said they found 30,000 half eaten children on joe bidens property in ukraine
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    Jun 18, 2023
    important update
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    ham mike
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    Jun 16, 2023
    late to work this morning
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    ham mike
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    Mar 8, 2022
    it’s time to feel horrible
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    ham mike
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    Jul 27, 2021
    pussy from a girl who is evil
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    ham mike
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    Jun 30, 2022
    my beautiful abomination
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    ham mike
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    Mar 8, 2024
    why does my room look like it’s being inhabited by a mentally ill person
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    ham mike
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    Oct 18, 2021
    putting my infant son in the floorboard of my truck and letting him roll around like a water bottle while i’m driving
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    ham mike
    @griffraff97
    Mar 5, 2021
    it’s infinitely funny to me each time a tesla blows the fuck up for no reason
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    ham mike
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    Dec 3, 2021
    borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later
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    ham mike
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    Jun 24, 2021
    led headlights should be illegal. too bright. nobody needs to see that good

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