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guapunzel
@guapunzel
you don’t have to think like i do…my thoughts are only a reflection of me
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Sep 10, 2024
    just cause im sexy doesnt mean men should be following me rn im insane and a gold digger…so run away
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Mar 2, 2025
    notice how the flower has to wither away and die before the fruit can grow 💕
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    Fascinating
    @fasc1nate
    Mar 2, 2025
    The Strawberry cycle
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Jul 28, 2024
    she is deeply connected to earth and nature, so beautiful how the horse felt that 🥹
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    The Figen
    @TheFigen_
    Jul 27, 2024
    Unbelievable, the horse only loved 1 person! 😂
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Jul 8, 2024
    i love alien looking flowers
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    𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎. 𝕏
    @BERLAlN
    Jul 7, 2024
    Orchids, anthuriums, sarracenia and more of nature's beauty. 🪻
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Feb 21, 2025
    good, when i was 20 y/o i quit hooters because corporate emailed our manager and said it was too many black girls working there
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    unusual_whales
    @unusual_whales
    Feb 21, 2025
    BREAKING: Hooters to prepare for bankruptcy, per Bloomberg.
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Jun 24, 2025
    idk i see it fr 😭😭😭
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Nov 21, 2024
    I can’t even really be as frustrated with men since psychology taught me how they literally cant use both sides of their brain at the same time as well as women
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    This user is referencing a study published in 1995: nytimes.com/1995/02/16/us/… Updated studies disprove this: sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/…
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Aug 21, 2025
    i told yall
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    The rings are partially out of view every 13-15 years due to Saturn tilting during a phenomena called Ring Plane Crossing. This happened back in March 2025 but they’ll return to full view in 2032. Saturn won’t lose its rings for another 100 million years est. skyatnightmagazine.com/space-science/… earth.com/news/saturns-r… discovermagazine.com/saturns-rings-…
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Feb 21, 2025
    ovulating is just us laying an egg…omg
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Jul 10, 2025
    you can tell when a man really loves women…they want you to be hairy and shit
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Sep 12, 2024
    a lot of men like this are secretly trying to humble you…its not flirting. its trying to chip away at your self esteem lmao i have literally had men tell me “i’m not complimenting you because everyone else does that”
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    Lil Mabele
    @_plamz
    Sep 11, 2024
    This flirting through insults don’t work for me sorry… be normal.
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Apr 6, 2020
    tryna make a post for my onlyfans but 😂
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Oct 17, 2025
    i feel like i’m intensely stared at way more than i’m actually approached…like being intimidatingly beautiful can do that
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    m!
    @ntrphl
    Oct 17, 2025
    is it possible for a beautiful woman to never be approached
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    guapunzel
    @guapunzel
    Mar 25, 2025
    you actually have to be good at manipulating to not be manipulated its a skill
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