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hayd
@haydroflask
secrets from a girl (who’s seen it all)
- Drunk DM’d deuxmoi a complete lie last night sorry Jessica Simpson
- One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!
- Charli xcx and Troye Sivan for people who went to youth groupGracie photographed with Benson Boone at the Clive Davis Pre #GRAMMYs party tonight. — 📷: Kevin Mazur
- Cute twink greeter who’s always at the gym when I get there was replaced with a masc lesbian who looks hauntingly similar
- Replying to @haydroflaskOh no you guys gossip girl is mad at me!! I’ll never make it in the celebrity blind item industry now!!!
- Whenever a gay guy is really into football it’s like ok……..
- We could call it even you could call me babe for the weekend
GIF - Explaining to my mother what a lavender marriage is and she goes “oh like when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were married”
GIF - Sometimes I give Manu Rios instagram story a like just in case
- Texted an old hookup while I’m visiting and he clocked me so fiercely with that last text… clearly not very well if I’m texting you !
- Saw Padma Lakshmi of Top Chef fame at the gym today and told her my parents thought I wasn’t gay because I was obsessed with her and she said “I attract a lot of gay men, what can I say”
