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    Mar 22, 2025
    I wore these socks in Chinatown and a homeless guy shouted “Why the fuck she got on those long ass socks. She wylin.” But a few blocks later another homeless guy shouted “I like your socks” because everything in the universe is about balance.
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    May 7, 2025
    mermaid sardines/tinned fish girls
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    May 22, 2024
    discovered an enchanted basketball court
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    May 26, 2025
    hey sister let’s go down to the river and just watch the water move for a few hours
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    Sep 11, 2024
    there’s an innocent kind of look you can give a male professor to make him stumble mid-sentence and if you can master it you’ll guarantee an A in the class
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    @heartbtea
    Aug 21, 2024
    please come into my kitchen and pour yourself a big cup of juice. I love you
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    Sep 13, 2024
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    Sep 11, 2024
    there’s an innocent kind of look you can give a male professor to make him stumble mid-sentence and if you can master it you’ll guarantee an A in the class
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    Sep 12, 2024
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    guys please I was joking. of course I know the only way to get an A in a class is by hexing the TA
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    Sep 12, 2024
    Replying to @redscgrl113
    ok. maybe try wearing a steven universe shirt to class
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    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @coldhealing
    this kids account is awesome his dad makes him react to andrew tate content and scream “pumptober” at the camera, he also does motivational masculinity videos about making money
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    Sep 12, 2024
    whats that
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    May 12, 2025
    maybe the reason everyone is so evil and combative online is that it’s the human equivalent of pacing around a concrete enclosure all day and we’re not supposed to be here in the first place
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    Sep 9, 2024
    ever since I was a little girl I have loved abandoned industrial zones
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    May 17, 2025
    my favorite thing to do on my balcony is stare at people from afar and watch them look around because they have been psychically alerted to eyes on them
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