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@helixisms
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    @helixisms
    Mar 26
    PWYW C0MMISSI0NS!!1!1!!! i have approximately zero dollars in my bank account so i'm opening some pay what you want c0mms... examples of the kinds of things you could get for $10, $20, and $50 respectively
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    @helixisms
    Jun 15, 2025
    i don’t care if it’s cliche i will always enjoy a “small town but something fucked up is happening” story
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    @helixisms
    Aug 16, 2024
    #eatingtwt everything i ate at the county fair the other day
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    @helixisms
    Aug 16, 2024
    inventing eatingtwt. polar opposite of edtwt you post what you’re eating and everyone else on eatingtwt replies saying how tasty it looks
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    @helixisms
    Jun 3, 2025
    dad is out of surgery
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    @helixisms
    Nov 16, 2024
    STOP SAYING THE FUCKING R SLUR
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    @helixisms
    Jul 13, 2023
    “oh blue jays aren’t actually blue the structure of their feathers just causes blue light to reflect off of them” yeah buddy that’s how color works for everything. they’re blue.
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    @helixisms
    Jul 30, 2023
    this is the dude who painted it btw, he’s a painter and a surfer and his work is unironically gorgeous i love him
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    sarah's on air
    @neinmuse
    Jul 29, 2023
    i NEED to know the person who drew this. i wanna study their mind.
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    @helixisms
    Dec 7, 2023
    what happened to just calling people “kids” why is everything “minors” now. it feels weird to me
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    @helixisms
    Oct 30, 2024
    they’re making us do gay math now… the woke mob…
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    @helixisms
    Nov 24, 2022
    did we not learn from that one homestuck cosplayer
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    @helixisms
    Jan 23, 2023
    it’s insane that “bi lesbian” discourse is a thing on here bc these ppl will be like “go outside and meet real queer people 🙄” and it’s ironic bc any person with half a head on their shoulders would tell you that a lesbian who is also bi makes no damn sense
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    @helixisms
    Mar 23, 2024
    y’all are just making up shit to be mad at
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    Uncloaked Warbird 🇭🇺
    @ButchRomulan
    Mar 22, 2024
    Yeahhhhhh I don’t care if I get push back I think. Fuck the both of you. That is not some funny tweet to draw your furries over
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    @helixisms
    Jul 11, 2025
    a lot of these are wrong????
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    ♡ Skullz ☠️
    @Skullz_Skeleton
    Jul 10, 2025
    Which gem are you?
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    max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️
    @helixisms
    Aug 16, 2024
    inventing eatingtwt. polar opposite of edtwt you post what you’re eating and everyone else on eatingtwt replies saying how tasty it looks
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