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forgot i was in actual physical meetings all day today and rolled into work 10 minutes late dressed like this and promptly got sent home lmao
andy
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andy
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- took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now
- If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972
- Foxes are just beautiful ginger dogs and I’d love to batter the fuck out of every sadistic cunt that hunts them
- don’t listen to those people who say “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” because i care, i care because i’m a deeply nosey person
- clutter!! i’d fill that up with clutter within about 5 minutes of moving inwhat are you supposed to put here?
- Update: we're going on a date in a few weeksShout out to the girl watching lord of the rings on my flight who caught me watching it over her shoulder and put the subtitles on for me
- might be something to do with it being £10 a pint at concert venuesGen Z is drinking 25% less at concerts compared to older generations: cos.lv/FcJI50QHqns
- Sorry but I see no scooby doo, just velma, fred and an old lady in a hat and dressIt's been 16 years and I still can't believe how the fuck they managed to sneak Scooby Doo on a plane in this disguise
- more retired people in the uk should do this instead of being racist on facebookRetired teacher Antonio La Cava travels to the villages of Basilicata in his lovely little bookmobile to promote reading. Truly Amazing.
- everyone gets really excited over spotify wrapped and mine is just “congratulations you’ve listened to the exact 5 same artists for the last 4 years”
- EasyJet cancelled my 10pm flight after everyone had boarded and then said they wouldn’t pay for a hotel or help find accommodation but unfortunately for them the British deputy ambassador to the Czech Republic was on my flight so now I’m sat in a 5-star hotel room
- said it before and i’ll say it again bands/artists need to stop announcing tour dates and then announcing that tickets are going on sale a few days later, people need more time to save up and to plan especially considering the extortionate price of tickets at the moment
- so embarrassing asking people if they want to do stuff for your birthday, it gives off desperate please hang out with me vibes!! i was just typing a message on the group chat seeing if people were free next saturday and gave myself the ick and deleted it lmao
