Rich 🤌
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Rich 🤌
@heyricharnold
High tech; low life
- Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…
- My brother, the book is the progress bar.
- We now go live to Mark Zuckerberg addressing the passengers of the titanic
- Hi, I'm the manager of this ACE Hardware and we have a company policy promoting the public humiliation of cops. The employee in question was given a $500 bonus and a DieHard car batterySadly, one of our officers had a bad experience @AceHardware store in Allston today. While in the store, an employee stated, “I smell bacon.” When the officer asked for an apology, he was told there’d be none. In response, items purchased were returned and a customer lost.
- One thing I've learned working in tech is that every shit product experience you've had is a result of someone in a meeting nodding their head instead of saying, "Buddy, I'm gonna keep it real. I got no idea what the fuck you're talking about"
- We used to give this work to interns in between their real projectsLevel of details every time i ship
- Me in my linear progression of time era
- Replying to @kevintwohySteven Soderbergh ass product designer working on that one
- Replying to @bobbyAll of male loneliness can be solved by lifting heavy shit and having a big fella say “lookin big brother”
- Sales departments have taken web design and deposited it right in the fucking garbage at this point
- Not trying to dunk on my man, but we built this and it performed *better* on business metrics and we didn't ship it because it was less human. You skipped all your friend's posts and watched memes and celebrities. Making you choose the person, not the media is intentionalLet's forget the business metrics for a moment and just create something a bit more human. This is another concept exploration of the Instagram story tray. Instead of having meaningless circles filled with random surprises or speculation to attract attention, this concept
00:00 - Product Management discourse has people needing data to justify whether they should grab an umbrella when it’s raining. Just make a decision you gd babies
