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Guido
@heyyguido
I post pictures of my hot pocket and make jokes about it on the internet.
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Born May 6
Joined September 2013
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    May 29
    I love wiener, yes I do... I love wiener, how about you?
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Oct 17, 2019
    Teenagers who trick or treat at my house still get candy because there is so much worse they can be doing than enjoying their youth you assholes.
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Jan 30, 2025
    I don't care if "lazy" people get food. I think access to food is a human right... Hope this helps
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Dec 6, 2019
    For every man that doesn't understand why women are fed up. Last year Uber received 235 reports of rape, 280 reports of attempted rape & 5,981 reports of sexual abuse between 2017 and 2018. So, men, I ask you, have you ever called your Uber and feared the driver may rape you?
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Jul 2, 2019
    One time an ex wrote me a letter with a list of all the women he cheated on me with (it was long) & a paragraph on why no one else would ever love me. He ended it with telling me how much of a cunt he thought I was. I forwarded the letter to his mother ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Feb 14, 2020
    To the men upset about this bill introduced in Alabama that would require you to get a vasectomy at age 50. Itโ€™s almost as if you donโ€™t think the government should have control over your body ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Apr 7, 2022
    Trans people are not a threat to my safety as a woman. You know who is a threat to my safety as a woman? Republicans.
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Sep 23, 2018
    Just trying to make a point here ... how many women here were having grown ass men try to fuck you before you were even 16 years old ๐Ÿค”. People seem to think this is not common!
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Aug 13, 2019
    Women: โ€œwe want equal representation, to be paid the same and for men to stop raping and killing usโ€ Men:
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Jan 31, 2025
    Oh. I just assumed this was you.
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Mar 9, 2025
    Replying to @ATLTimothy and @queenie4rmnola
    White lady here- my butthole is all over the internet ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ using a womanโ€™s mental health crisis to spout racism is disgusting!!
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    May 11, 2019
    My problem with this #SexStrike It feeds the narrative that women only have sex to satisfy menโ€™s sexual needs. It ignores womenโ€™s sexuality. Women like sex too! It is not something we give to men to keep them happy! This pushes an outdated narrative, please stop it.
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Nov 14, 2025
    A debate on which children are too young to f**k is really whatโ€™s happening. I think we all died in 2020 and this is actually just Hell
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    Guido
    @heyyguido
    Nov 13, 2025
    If you think 15 year olds are not children you should be locked away and never see the light of day again.
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