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hunterbunney.bsky.social
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@hunterbunney
have written for @TF2Classic, @HardDriveMag, @ElderKingsCK3 → DM me for dark souls fashion advice → pay me to write for you NOW (pfp @snoutcam)
- >picked up a new poison weapon >ask the game if it inflicts green poison or purple poison >it doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is green poison and what is purple poison >it laughs and says "it's good poison sir" >use weapon >it's green poison
- You know, when they put me in Undiagnosed Autism Class in 3rd grade to do slightly harder math than the other kids, I didn't know people online would still be seethingly jealous of me 15 years latergotta be one of my all-time favorite tweets
- If you become submissive and defenseless from hearing a phrase as simple as "good girl" or "good boy" or "good dog" then you're an evolutionary weak link. imagine if a bear or mountain lion found out and used this against you
- It's dope as fuck that the distance indicators on the scope overlay are *actually to-scale* and not just decoration. i always assumed shooters wouldn't bother
- THE AMERICAN DRIVING EXPERIENCE: - you have to turn left out of this parking lot - the road is 6 lanes wide with constant traffic - there are no nearby traffic lights - the speed limit is 45mph - the other drivers have no obligation to slow down - you cannot kill yourself
- new discord scam going around guys ... almost fell for this one ... stay safe out there
- welp they did it. they made a "no politics" mod for Minecraft
- Replying to @thefemiurgeYellow lightning channels the forces of nature, i.e. you are getting the lightning from the actual sky or incanting it from the god of lightning or whatever Blue lightning is an arcane power summoned from within, a false lightning
