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Brooks Otterlake
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Brooks Otterlake
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Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
- Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
- Oh damn. I thought the ultra sweet chocolate nut spread was healthythis is a devastating discovery
- Feels a little too convenient that an odyssey would happen to a guy named Odysseus
- Had a dream where I started selling this hat and it gradually took over my life
- Just walked by a teen who anxiously asked his friend “Baddies will be there, right?” and the friend sighed and said “We’ll see”
- I need to start publishing books like this. There is no easier grift
- (putting my jacket over a woman’s shoulders) I’m actually really cold now haha. It’s ok though. Oh wow it’s super cold. Oh my god
- This should be the main job of a mayor. Coming up with fun games and challenges for their constituents
00:00 - Hardly any of these vocal styles exist in America anymoreAudience reactions to the Batman trailer, 1989 x.com/RealEOC_2/stat…
- This is just like how humans keep making “the Mistake” every fifteen thousand yearsThis beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.
- The failed Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow is one of the funniest things to happen this decade
