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Nick Peterson
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Nick Peterson
@iamNickPeterson
I make videos. Mostly spoofs and parodies. 🎥 Find me on Instagram and YouTube ⤵️
- These girls are 22 and act like they’ll never find love after being eliminated from #TheBachelor. Ladies, I’m here to tell you...yeah it’s probabaly true. I’m 35 watching you and sharing a bag of popcorn with my dog.
- Chose to take out $226k in loans to go to college. Wants you to pay for it. Yay for accountability!
- Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Sorry I’m late traffic was awful
- *Why are you single?* Me with a coffee stain down my shirt stuffing my face with pizza looking at my phone: I guess I’m just picky
- Replying to @w_terrenceObama: Don’t send your children Libs: Yaaaas! Trump: Don’t send your children Libs: omg racist!
- Republicans have the strongest evangelical vote in history and Christians have never come together more to pray 🙌 #ElectionNight
- When I see a car with Student Driver on it, I like to honk and maybe cut them off. Give them a taste of the real world. It ain’t all smiles at 10 and 2 out there kid.
- Replying to @RashidaTlaib and @GOPYou literally support terrorism and are supported by terrorists You hate Jews and Israel You support killing babies with a heartbeat YOU are the hateful and extremist one and you’re as anti-American as they come
- I’ll go to the grocery store and buy all healthy foods to make very healthy meals, get home, put the groceries away, and then order Jimmy Johns because I don’t want to cook.
- Elizabeth Warren says she has zero sympathy for the parents caught in the university scandal. Pot fistpound kettle.
- When I’m cleaning out my closet, I ask myself: Have I really worn this in the past 30 years? And then I put it back because Osh Kosh might come back in style.
