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coffee bae
@iamsashakae
lawyer in training who needs to invest in botox soon
Chicago • LA
Born April 9
Joined April 2012
diarrhea, vomiting, chills, night sweating, aching all over, headache, gum swelling/feeling like your teeth shifted, mood swings, cloudy thinking.. the list goes on. eve really fucked us up.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more- step 1: be born into a multimillion dollar family.How Kylie Jenner is almost a billionaire--and it did in less than 3 years: on.forbes.com/6014DUK38 #SelfMadeWomen
- ok joe. the girls need: - stimmies - student debt cancelled - shut the country down for like 2 weeks to slow covid - mandate masks
- I know we are are rightfully hyped for beyonce but I’m here to say Seth rogen as pumbaa satisfies me differentlyThis Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- I am not the friend who gets mad if you cancel our plans. baby it is more than okay. we are good. matter fact I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this.
- fuck u, next
- I will never forget when Miley got on stage talking about “free britney! I’m sorry but we got to free this bitch. it’s stressing me the fuck out” 😭😭😭
- am i famous? no. will i wear sunglasses & a hoodie to target @ 9 pm to avoid being recognized by locals? absofuckinglutely.
- this looks like something Zendaya would wear to a Tuesday brunch.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- this guy I’ve been dating for a short time booked me several massage sessions as a Christmas gift & when I get the confirmation I find that the spa is actually run by a doctor that specializes in the exact autoimmune disease I have… that type of consideration can’t be taught.
- Imagine a baby with just my genetics. Iconic.
- the real challenge of adulthood is having to buy things that were magically just in your house growing up. like q-tips, windex, laundry detergent, salt .. like lmao oh I gotta purchase these shits?
