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spookitty, esq.
@ibsroyalty
I’m technically a licensed attorney. IBS is the game. She/her
Richfield, MN
Joined July 2009
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Dec 5, 2023
    I’m gonna start posting things I cook because I use to love cooking before COVID and posting my meals helped encourage me to continue so here it goes: Chicken Piccata with Angel hair pasta and spinach
    A plate of chicken piccata with Angel hair pasta and sautéed spinach
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Mar 19, 2021
    Replying to @crocfanpage
    Part of her charm was her being an older teacher...not a fresh out of college teacher. She was the whacky, experienced middle aged trickster teach. 😡
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Feb 7, 2021
    Replying to @asj519
    I should have known this was the problem - so many people don’t realize gorilla glue is water activated 😭
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Jun 11, 2020
    All I see is skinny people posing vs slouching
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Mar 14, 2023
    At first I was like “oh cool a sensory space for students that need it!” then I realized safe room meant safe from bullets not safe space room and whew boy
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Mar 21, 2024
    Replying to @oldenoughtosay
    he is going to be so embarrassed when you tell this story and show the tattoo to all his teen friends I cannot wait
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    May 23, 2023
    “but it’s so cute she’s like a little fruit fly”
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Nov 27, 2023
    Replying to @steviesmother
    like three specs of dirt came off 😭
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Apr 16, 2023
    Replying to @heyMAKWA
    Bear went from “doo da doo just a stroll” to “OH SHIT NOT MARK” in two seconds
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Apr 16, 2021
    Replying to @RaveenTheDream and @browjoi
    When I first started to hit puberty and vaginal discharge started to be more prominent I thought I had an STI or a disease and cried. I had never had any sexual interactions at all. I was scared to ask anyone about it 🥲
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Dec 21, 2021
    Replying to @Bored_on_X and @pookleblinky
    There are so many levels of what the fuck is happening here
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Aug 20, 2020
    Replying to @kLLsMTHmusic and @kingofthedonies
    And then you get that manic drive to go crazy resolving some of the tasks but you burn out half way through the day and then they pile on over the week and repeat
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Jun 29, 2023
    Replying to @unicornthorn
    I feel so bad for laughing but MA’AM.
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    spookitty, esq.
    @ibsroyalty
    Mar 31, 2023
    Replying to @OgLakyn
    This in combination with the faux distressed fireplace has me in shambles
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