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Chris carroll
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Chris carroll
@ihavedisease
editor of creepywinkyhouse.com
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chriscarroll.uk
Joined April 2020
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Apr 28, 2021
    Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Nov 21, 2024
    I feel weirdly comfortable and safe with my evil, ill-intentioned friend.
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Oct 28, 2021
    Hey sorry we didn't talk for 6 months I was doing something weird
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Apr 6, 2022
    Michael prank on my Mom
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Feb 24, 2022
    She was obsessed with sex in the most sexual way possible, and she smoked weed in the greenest, most highest way possible.
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Feb 23, 2021
    My brother died cuz he shrunk after hitting the bong and he died from being too small
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    May 5, 2025
    I work at my dream job, I’m allowed to show up naked with all my teeth falling out
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Jun 2, 2025
    My brother died cuz he shrank after hitting the bong and he died from being too small
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Jan 20, 2023
    My brother died cuz he shrunk after hitting the bong and he died from being too small
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Apr 24, 2025
    I enjoy five thousand dollars
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Oct 9, 2021
    My unusual 2007 swag
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Aug 29, 2020
    I love being bisexual and nonbinary, as well as 6'2 tall
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Jul 13, 2021
    Dope fucking shirt i had when i was 7
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    Chris carroll
    @ihavedisease
    Jul 3, 2025
    I don’t care if Covid caused brain damage or memory issues because I like changing
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