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Salad
@iiSalad
Speedrunner | Jack of all Trades, Master of Mediocrity
united kingdom
Joined August 2014
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    @iiSalad
    Feb 20, 2017
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    Oct 31, 2022
    The fact that Electric Pokemon can dodge ground moves so easily in Scarlet/Violet is TeraFlying
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    @iiSalad
    Apr 11, 2020
    Replying to @EastMidsWeather and @piersmorgan
    Think mate. 23 million is a about 1/3 of the UK population, and we have over 9000 deaths to Taiwan's 6? So our population is about 300% of theirs, but the death count is 150,000%.
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    @iiSalad
    Dec 12, 2020
    bro your PRONOUNS are "DREAM" fuck offf lmao
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    @iiSalad
    Jun 26, 2019
    Wait... If I title my stream "Man sucks own cock" and make a Subscriber Only stream... Twitch Staff will have to fucking pay me to see if the content is bannable, and it's just gonna be with a sign saying "Fuck off Twitch". This is genius.
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    @iiSalad
    Jan 21, 2020
    Replying to @JessicaBlevins
    This bedroom is bigger than my house and the two houses next door combined
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    @iiSalad
    Jun 26, 2020
    oh damn, i got smoked
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    @iiSalad
    Jun 18, 2023
    Replying to @DamoVGC
    Swsh was painfully underrated
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    @iiSalad
    Oct 21, 2023
    DOZO MIRROR LILLE 3 GAMES IN A ROW TIED SUDDEN DEATH DOZOS BOTH ON THE FIELD ITS DAY 76 NO END IN SIGHT IM RUNNING OUT OF WATER TIME TO DRINK MY OWN PISS
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    @iiSalad
    Mar 29, 2019
    Replying to @Pamaj
    "Only in canada" Nope, literally everywhere in the world except the US.
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    @iiSalad
    Jun 26, 2020
    Replying to @Maaadison17 @_Horsfield and 2 others
    Aberdeen, Scotland.
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    @iiSalad
    Apr 1, 2021
    Replying to @TorontoKOI and @TorontoUltra
    this is an extremely good april fools because it's something I could see an org actually doing, but i know you guys aren't stupid enough to be serious about this... i think...
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    @iiSalad
    Dec 17, 2023
    I won my first ever Pokemon Tournament today at Wakefield PC! I've been using shit balance for 3 months, I have never used this team in Reg E, first time using arcanine-h ever, 0 practice games, and I end up going 5-1 in sets and win my first tourney. I am so happy.
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    @iiSalad
    Dec 25, 2021
    MY FIRST FULL ODDS SHINY IN YEARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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