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Skep Chef
@ii_analyze
Cooking, Magic the Gathering, Video Games, Music. i have a cool synthesizer.
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Joined May 2017
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jun 15
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    @BaileyStan12
    Jun 14
    One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
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    Reuben. Grilled cheese. Croque Monsieur. Monte Cristo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_saโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_cโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_moโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Criโ€ฆ
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jul 11, 2024
    we hired a new analyst. asian kid named eddy. i told him we would invite him to lunch with us sometimes and he goes โ€œi prefer to eat alone.โ€ i fucking love him.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Feb 24, 2023
    Replying to @ORealMartinez and @HumansNoContext
    Probably very little. Seems like he knows what he's doing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jul 11, 2024
    Replying to @mark_ledain
    heโ€™s a legend already and heโ€™s been here for like 5 or 6 hours total
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Feb 17, 2023
    Replying to @Elisua_90
    Predicting the timing or likelihood of that flip based on the additional weight of two people is hardly "simple math".
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jul 11, 2024
    he will be an S-tier analyst in no time. heโ€™s been grinding all day, asking the right questions, etc.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jun 15, 2023
    Replying to @s8n
    What if Jesus was gay and thatโ€™s why his 12 โ€œdisciplesโ€ were all dudes? ๐Ÿค”
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Nov 19, 2024
    Replying to @br0ken_clocks
    no. she can wear whatever she wants. respectfully or disrespectfully doesnโ€™t matter. called freedom
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    May 22, 2023
    Replying to @BlindGuardian12 and @crazyclipsonly
    As a non-raping atheist, I have to disagree. This has nothing to do with Christianity, or any other religion for that matter. This is just a terrible person being terrible.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jul 11, 2024
    Replying to @GolfGuy77
    he doesnโ€™t even speak english.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jun 1, 2023
    Replying to @s8n
    Exodus 21 7-8 Alright y'all I sold my daughter to be a sex slave but she wasn't pleasing the dude so he returned her. We got away with it at least. Who wants to go next?
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Jul 11, 2023
    Replying to @crazyclipsonly
    The water in the pipe was previously frozen, but as temperatures began warming the outside layer of ice was first to melt, forming an ice core surrounded by a thin layer of water. When the water started flowing the hose pressure is pushing out these ice cores.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Apr 23, 2023
    Replying to @KameronBennett
    Plot twist: theyโ€™re married and this exemplifies why their relationship is fun.
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    Skep Chef
    @ii_analyze
    Feb 15, 2025
    Replying to @joeyjo35t and @MrBeast
    but it cost him $10M; are you acting like heโ€™s in cahoots with the federal govt?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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