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I hate Brooklyn Halloween, what do you mean you’re Pretty Female Adam Friedland
Nancy Drew Enjoyer
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Nancy Drew Enjoyer
@illsnowynoey
You may well find lovelier lovelies, but never a lovely so real
- This section of a job application to work at Co-Star is simply insane.
- Replying to @illsnowynoeyGiving the people what they want
- This is what it feels like to enter God’s kingdom of heaven
- Was tired of people throwing other stuff in my trash can that’s meant for vaginal speculums only
- your girl: vegan me: pounding a steak like i’m at a dinner meeting in mad men
- oh, you’re tiktok famous? i’m giving an unprecedentedly nuanced performance in a tylenol commercial as “teen playing trumpet during mock home movie sequence”. we are not the same.
- Looking back, I wasn’t jealous of Harry Potter because of his magic. I was jealous because of the special relationships he has with his educators.
- billionaires be like “this holiday season, i’m taking my pledge to help discontinue single-use plastics by buying every single dasani water bottle in the U.S. and throwing each one into the pacific ocean so nobody can use it.”
- when do i get to stop “coming of age” or whatever
- either wash your hands for two regular happy birthdays or once through marilyn monroe’s rendition
