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@ilovewikipedia
american patriot, insane person, fast food lover
brooklyn
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    Sep 22, 2025
    i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world
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    Feb 28, 2025
    ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer
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    Nov 23, 2024
    i eat exactly like this and i have no energy and sometimes my chest hurts really badly
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    Nov 12, 2024
    90% of diseases would vanish if everyone started eating this way…
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    Jun 4, 2025
    you literally have a wife scumbag lol @BarackObama
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    May 12, 2023
    in austin… they don’t have real bbq… everything is made for instagram pictures… the mexican food is made by a white line cook named Sean… the tacos are $17…. they bring their dogs to eat at the table… you must eat with the dogs
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    Nov 20, 2023
    me showing up to thanksgiving with my contribution to the meal
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    Jun 4, 2025
    Replying to @BasedPhantasus and @BarackObama
    epic joke man. i bet you have a lot of meaningful flourishing relationships with those around you
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    Aug 3, 2025
    i keep getting fatter and fatter. i’ve tried everything except diet and exercise. can anyone give me some advice?
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    Oct 21, 2024
    😐
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    Dec 2, 2024
    no offense but idgaf biden pardoned his son. Where the hoes at
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    Aug 5, 2025
    why is henry kissinger an honorary member of the harlem globetrotters
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    Apr 27, 2024
    Jesse Plemons said no
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    Nov 23, 2024
    get out of womens business
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    Feb 13, 2025
    another job rejection email received
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