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gail
@iluvektar100
- My boyfriend gets drunk and then goes over in vivid detail when he knew he loved me and it hits like crack
- Actually when he doesn’t c*m fast I get offended
- Delete hinge and date someone you never talked to in high school
- Much like the tiktok ban I also don’t last long
- this photo does unfortunately go kinda hard1987 with my boys. This Super Bowl Sunday, I hope you can take part in the age-old American traditions of eating great food, gathering with great friends, and watching a great game.
- You turn 25 and suddenly everyone is running half marathons or going to Europe or they already have 4 kids and an ex husband
- cigs don’t count when you’re drunk or in Europe btw
- Me when he starts running away with the history round
The hottest thing a man can do is be good at trivia - Anytime I sit out on a porch I’m just like yeah this is nice this is what it’s all about
- there’s no sex i lied we’re gonna lay here and see who knows more states and capitals
- It's hard to see people living your dreamsLet’s have us a day
