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@im_REFarted
Ex- Associate, Current Analyst at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF!
Texas, USA
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    Jul 17, 2025
    showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am
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    May 18, 2025
    mission accomplished
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    May 17, 2025
    a beautiful woman (gf), zyns, drinks and a beach would go abysmally hard rn
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    Dec 27, 2024
    “should we start day drinking?”
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    Sep 23, 2023
    “hey weren’t you supposed to be the DD tonight?”
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    Feb 15, 2024
    VAPERS OF NEW YORK‼️
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    Jul 24, 2024
    yall use monitors for Excel?
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    Jun 27, 2025
    being the guy that knows where everything is in the SharePoint
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    May 18, 2025
    Replying to @Supertanker2020
    (not a real eater)
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    Dec 17, 2023
    give me a 6mg zyn, Nitro cold brew, half an hour, and I’ll figure out how to depreciate land
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    May 18, 2025
    Replying to @InfoSec2278
    god forbid a white boy catches a vibe
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    Aug 29, 2024
    “so, how’s everyone’s morning?” me, already on every stimulant known to man :
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    Apr 1, 2025
    not for the weak of heart
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    Nov 4, 2024
    being the only associate on a call full of heavyweights
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    May 18, 2025
    Replying to @alt_w_v_g
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