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@imbobswaget
@BAFTA winning screenwriter who also sells books ✨✨
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    @imbobswaget
    Aug 5, 2020
    i am again extremely confident that i would try to touch lava with my bare hands
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    @wonderofscience
    Aug 5, 2020
    This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
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    Jun 10, 2021
    was not allowed to have a job when i was a teen because my mom explained that “once you start working you can’t stop and children don’t need to experience that”
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    Dec 14, 2021
    whoever invented eating a big bowl of rice with some protein, maybe a veg and some kind of condiment…thank you for your service
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    @imbobswaget
    Apr 19, 2025
    truly can not imagine being a woman who shares recipes online
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    Feb 25, 2021
    when i buy an expensive skincare item...and it’s effective
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    @imbobswaget
    Jun 19, 2024
    no i fell off my chair at the notebook reveal
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    Mar 11, 2024
    ryan gosling’s lack of fear when it comes to being goofy it’s so endearing
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    @imbobswaget
    Jun 19, 2020
    seeing a lot of tweets from young black people needing laptops for school in fall and i think today especially we should bully apple into donating shit
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    Feb 3, 2025
    okay it’s actually impressive how boring she makes vivienne westwood look
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    May 31, 2025
    this tweet has not left my brain
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    Black Girl
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    May 29, 2025
    Y’all be an abortionable amount of weeks pregnant arguing w the dad. YEA IIGHT.
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    @imbobswaget
    Sep 8, 2025
    i don’t actually understand what twitch streaming is you’re telling me people watch annoying losers hanging around a barely furnished room on purpose
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    Dec 9, 2020
    a lodge skillet is like $30 you people are just addicted to saying words
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    @imbobswaget
    Jan 8, 2025
    trump originated “many such cases” and “open the schools!” shakespeare of our time i fear
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    Jul 16, 2021
    sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard
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