MadSal
6,192 posts
MadSal
@immadsal
AI Expert, Photoshop Expert, Satire Comedian [email protected]
- Did you guys know I’m a world class third wheel? I come highly recommended and will take cute, blurry pictures of you and your boo.
- When we gonna find out if the Jonas Brothers’ seventh album outsold Kelly Clarkson?
- I didn’t like my haircut at first, but after a couple weeks it grew on me.
- Watch ep 2 of my show, thanks!this is fine. i'm fine. everything is okay.. youtu.be/AiekfZiW8pg
00:00 - So work is sending me to the Area 51 raid...
- I’m at a bar right now and there’s a person here reading an actual book. It’s so refreshing to see that there are still nerds in the wild and not just on Fortnite.
- “You haven’t really experienced Weird Al until you’ve heard him on vinyl.” - @EricBeckerman
- Being stood up by someone who was gonna buy your furniture is worse than being stood up on a date. I still end up watching Sex and the City and eating pizza, but now I don’t have $300 and need to figure out what to do with my desk.
- When I was a kid I thought I’d be a fashion designer when I grew up, but then I got realistic and decided to make videos for YouTube.
