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newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Nov 12, 2025
    HI FRIENDS ๐Ÿ’™ so excited to announce my next single and first ever major label release โ€˜for a secondโ€™ is all yours November 26 ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿผ
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 1, 2025
    tonight at the bar a girl looks at me and goes โ€œare you singleโ€ and i said yes and she said โ€œok youโ€™re coming with meโ€ and that was kinda hot so then i walked around with her like a baby duckling for 2 hours the end
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    iโ€™m not an insecure incel so iโ€™m good, thanks ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @imnewhaven_
    this post has officially made it to the side of twitter filled with the worst people on planet earth
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @imnewhaven_
    i have January 6th political prisoners out here giving me life advice.. this app is one of a kind
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @imnewhaven_
    there seems to be some confusion iโ€™m not a lesbian iโ€™m simply an introverted man who appreciates confident women demanding things from me thank you for ur time
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @imnewhaven_
    Iโ€™m eating dunkaroos with my cat ur words canโ€™t hurt me
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Mar 31, 2024
    iโ€™ve watched about 50% of the people posting โ€œhe is risenโ€ rail a line of coke right in front of me
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Jan 24, 2025
    if deadmaus cooked me this hard i would end it all bro
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Mar 30, 2025
    the rave scene is so funny bc youโ€™ll be chillin and someone will walk up and hand you some shit like this and be like โ€œheโ€™s yours now, protect him w your lifeโ€ and then disappear never to be seen again
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Nov 1, 2025
    charlie kirk looking up at his entire entourage piping his wife
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    PatriotTakes ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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    Oct 31, 2025
    Jesse Watters lends his shoulder to Erika Kirk
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @actinasmooochie
    i rly dont know.. my only guess is theyโ€™re mad it hasnt happened to them lmao
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Feb 1, 2025
    Replying to @sotonian8895
    this is the way
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    newhaven ๐ŸŒฟ
    @imnewhaven_
    Apr 11, 2024
    asked the bartender for an espresso martini and he told me to kill myself
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