boyfriend requirements:
- is a nerd
- thinks i’m pretty
- likes my milkers
- will eat it
j
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- what if i match your freak AND your weird nerdy obsessions, huh? what then??
- do i post proof?my melons aren’t the only thing that’s pierced btw…
- should i post photo evidence?i’m sorry they’re so big and perky and bouncy i’m sorry
- shall i post the proof?my measurements: 38in bust 24in waist 42in hips
- ur only allowed to like this tweet if u want a goth gf with thick thighs to do a cute couples halloween costume with
- my measurements: 38in bust 24in waist 42in hips
- you’re only allowed to like this tweet if you’d date me!
- my melons aren’t the only thing that’s pierced btw…
- having a big phat buttt is so funny to me bc anytime i run it starts clapping lol
- who wants a goth gf with the big green eyes and buttt combo?
- the kitty ears stay ON during seggsy time okay?
