Nice lady I met at a party: I work for GM, what do you do?
Me: I work for Xbox.
NLIMaaP: Oh, do you get to play games all day?
Me: Do you just drive cars all day?
NLIMaaP: <laughs> You get asked that question a lot, huh
🇺🇦 Chris Charla 🇺🇦
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🇺🇦 Chris Charla 🇺🇦
@iocat
I work at xbox, I'm "iocat" here and blue sky, I like fanzines, indie games, hamburgers, and root vegetables.
- Dance Dance Immolation was a Dance Dance mod made by an industrial art collective that spayed fire on you if you messed up. I did it once, it was bonkers and amazing.
- Replying to @tedcruzRemember when Trump called your wife ugly and said your dad was a murderer? I totally do. So any time you tweet some kind of tough guy nonsense, I think, oh wow, what kind of man licks the boot of someone who insulted his family like that.
- So you want to make a videogame documentary? Can I suggest you set your documentary *after* 1990, instead of re-treading the exact same territory of every other videogame documentary? Creation stories are cool, but it turns out the industry actually kept going after 1989!
- Replying to @doubletreepdxIt took you five days to figure out that harassing a paying guest in your own lobby was termination-worthy? And you need "experts" to learn common decency and hospitality practices? You should lose your @HiltonHotels and @doubletree affiliations.
- It's 02/02/2020 -- the first palindrome day since 11/11/1111, and the last before 12/12/2121. Enjoy it!
- Wow, there are so many great games coming to Xbox over the next year. It's incredibly exciting!
- Replying to @neilhimselfNothing is more American than letting the police decide what's ok to read, right?
- Replying to @GovMikeHuckabeefor a so called Christian you do a pretty poor job of loving your neighbor. You ever read that book you carry around?
- Games from independent developers are more relevant and important today than they ever have been.
- More than 70 console demos shipping on Xbox for the Summer Game Fest Demo Event!
- I used to bring my Xbox with me when I traveled. It was fun but inconvenient. Now I bring a controller and play Xbox via xCloud and it's kind of magical.
