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David Burge
@iowahawkblog
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Austin TX
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Apr 20, 2025
    Happy Easter to all who celebrate! No #davescaridservice today, but I'd like to announce that I'm working on a little project involving it. In short, a series of books. Each book will be somewhat brief, 80-100 pages, with a central theme: Flappers, Weddings, Immigrants, WW2
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Aug 21, 2025
    If only there was some way for Hollywood to crack the code on the eternal sphinx-like mystery of what subject matter appeals to 17 year old boys
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Aug 21, 2025
    Disney is pressing creatives in Hollywood to pitch ideas for original movies targeted towards Gen Z young men. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/news…)
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    May 7, 2025
    If I get hit by a car the day before I turn 65 who inherits my fucking money
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    Rep. Mark Pocan
    House Democrats
    @RepMarkPocan
    May 6, 2025
    Let’s be clear: Social Security is your f*cking money.
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Feb 29, 2024
    Apparently like some kind of weird cicada, every 45 years Indiana State gets some goofy looking mf with magical basketball powers
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    Matt Jones
    @KySportsRadio
    Feb 29, 2024
    Cream Abdul Jabbar killing it last night with 35 points
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    KJ
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    KJ
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Sep 20, 2023
    The European mind cannot comprehend that the largest European soccer stadium would be the 9th largest American college football stadium
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    David Burge
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    Aug 25, 2025
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    C. Darwin PhD 🧢
    @CarveSomeFun
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @_wintergirl93
    PhD - Stanford. I’m irrefutably smarter than you. It’s not even close. I made a factual observation about the posts you referenced. Why does this trigger you so severely?
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    May 21, 2024
    This is the Hiroshima of community notes
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    Jacobin
    @jacobin
    May 20, 2024
    Infamous for its starvation wages, Walmart just posted staggering first-quarter profits. The surge is a result of its strategic shift toward catering to affluent shoppers while its full-time workers continue to rely on Medicaid and food stamps. jacobin.com/2024/05/walmar…
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    Walmart non-corporate Associates’ average hourly wage is $17.50/hour with full-time benefits. Jacobin pays writers $0.07/word, so a Jacobin writer would have to write 250 words an hour continuously to make the same wage as a Walmart Associate, but without benefits. nbcnews.com/business/busin… whopayswriters.com/#/publication/… one.walmart.com/content/usone/…
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @iowahawkblog
    Me strolling into Disney HQ with my completed screenplay for Tits Force 8: Operation Car Crash
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Apr 7, 2024
    I've never seen such a perfect demonstration of the crab bucket mentality
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Feb 11, 2025
    Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Nov 16, 2023
    If you kids think Bin Laden made some good points, wait'll I tell you about a vegetarian former art student with an ironic mustache whose impassioned manifesto about the Zionist oppression of his people sparked a worldwide movement
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Oct 3, 2024
    Valuable child raising tip from the New York Times
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Jun 8, 2024
    The Irish or Italian Olympic team has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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    Legion Hoops
    @LegionHoops
    Jun 8, 2024
    BREAKING: Caitlin Clark will be left off the Team USA Women’s Basketball roster for the Summer Olympics, per @ShamsCharania.
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    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog
    Sep 12, 2025
    Stephen King should be commended for this, not further dragged. He acknowledged a making mistake, set the facts straight, deleted the original tweet, and apologized for it. Twitter would be a better place if we saw more of this.
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    Stephen King
    @StephenKing
    Sep 12, 2025
    I apologize for saying Charlie Kirk advocated stoning gays. What he actually demonstrated was how some people cherry-pick Biblical passages.
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