whoops lost myself for about eight years there
paddle
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- i wish we had more single digit numbers. god why
- (4 hours into Christmas realizing the 19 year old mustached guy used to be my baby cousin) oh whaddup little dude
- david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
- (trying to be empathetic) holy fuck im so glad that isnt happening to me. wow that would suck
- me: (the stupidest person alive driving the ugliest car and listening to the worst song of all time) this is awesone
- dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things
- Me: did it hurt?...when you fell from heaven? ;) Björk: yesh, the pain it iss indescribable an thE angels áre verry evil to më. tjhey try tö trïck and to decëive me
- what i want for dinner does not exist yet
- if i were a baseball player. id make it very clear that i was going to kill myslef if anyone ever hit a homerun on me. id be very vocal about it. lets see if my opponents have the gall to kill an honest man
- eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. it usually is good
