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- imagine doing all this just to be crushed by a vending machine on may 3rd 2027Anti-aging zealot Bryan Johnson brags about his ‘liquid gold’ plasma as he reveals new blood exchange therapy trib.al/8paQFOo
- there was no light backstage, I had one minute with him, and was 21 and didn’t care about anything so i ripped a lightbulb and it’s entire fixture out of the dry wall so I could hold it next to his face for the shot. i got insanely yelled at
Photographers, I want to see that one photo you made when you were locked in. - getting pissed off imagining a french person calling curious george "guillaume, le ape peculiàr" or some similar such nonsense
- i found a guy on instagram who has a basement full of water that he climbs into through a manhole cover and he keeps eels in it and two of them are named “mentally eel” and “bathtub”. basically he fuckin rocks
- Replying to @uvebinadovai appreciate your explanation. i will try to avoid this situation if it is possible
- 10 yr old kid running the bodega cash register is all fun and funny until it’s not
- a second more demonic punxatawny phil has been discovered. we just need to figure out what he’s predictingYou think you’ve seen it all and then your 13-year-old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night.
- very tempted to sample my grandpas 100 year old sealed bottle of “blood purifier”
- updating my which-celebs-are-chill list. shot both of them. woody was high bare foot and eating brussels sprouts when i got to set. said i had a funny name. i said well ur names woody, he said thats very true and split the brussel sprouts with me. 10/10, guys an all time chillerMatthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in 2008.
- replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward
- cvs should have a deal where if you go 10 visits without stealing you get a key to unlock the shelves
