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Brian Graham 🦬
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Brian Graham 🦬
@iroasmas
family man, software engineer, bullish on 🇺🇸, my bangers are in my highlights tab
central queens, ny
Joined June 2023
- i don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. i did everything right. i drank wine while i cooked. i had a hand towel over my shoulder. literally everything right
- you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it
- rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend
- zuck says meta is putting in cubicles. it’s bringing back scotch at lunch and smoking in the office. zuck says the company amex cards work at the strip clubs again. he says it’s back to suit & tie dress code. zuck says they’re reinstalling the asbestos. zuck says no irish allowed
- me and the hr rep on the teams call as we wait for my manager to join
- mom why is moana swimming. why doesn’t moana get in the boat. mom why is it morning now. mom what happened to the storm. mom where’s moana’s boat. mom is moana’s boat broken. did moana’s boat break mom. how did moana’s boat break.
- i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram
- ughhh i’m cooking for myself ahhh i have to participate in my own survival ughhhh aghhhh
- my neighbor has been trying to throw away an actual garbage can for weeks. garbage crew keeps thinking it’s just an empty can. neighbor’s attaching signs to the can, eg “this is garbage!” but it keeps getting left behind. for me personally, it’s a real abbott and costello routine
- maybe i’m just ignorant. but if american soldiers were fighting, for years, and adhering to the no guns agreement, i think—i hope—they’d be fighting not with stones and poles. but some seriously deranged looney tunes shitChina leaks new footage of previous border skirmishes with India at Pangong Tso Lake with sticks & stones. In 2020 & 2021, intense clashes erupted between Chinese and Indian troops along the LAC at Pangong Tso, resulting in dozens of casualties.
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