The most painful thing you will see on here today.
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Breaking News Jack.
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Breaking News Jack.
@jackmeridan
I am just a time travellin chonky wolf in sheep's clothing journalist.
- Replying to @KathyParkPricepretty impressive reverse parallel parking
- Replying to @JordanBowenFOX and @FOX13NewsThe dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
- I am old enough to remember when cops were firing rubber bullets at people in 2020 during curfew. Who signed off on this madness?
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- Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnlineThey all had just gotten into MIT and were aspiring scientists and engineers. Right?
- Replying to @TBR24_7I think we need local Firemen reading books to kids.
- Replying to @GeraldoRiverawhy was an undocumented road crew working on a Federal Highway?
- Accidently discharged my AR-15 and this happened . Luckily no-one got hurt.
- Replying to @mrsballs6970k wtf? for a dent in the backyard?
