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“You’ve blocked people for—?” Baby I’ve blocked people for saying that Tom Cruise’s the Mummy (2017) was bad. And it is bad.
amanda
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amanda
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they hated jesus too or whatever
- How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025
- Oh they’re going to PRISON prisonMy ballot hasn’t arrived yet and I was feeling very confused about that but it turns out someone STOLE MY ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD’S BALLOTS FROM THE MAIL TRUCK
- It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine
Mom announced that should would like me to make ratatouille. Okay. Sure. Something that would’ve been nice to prep for before 2pm. - Harvey Weinstein girl 😭If Epstein was blackmailing the Politicians And Diddy was blackmailing the Music industry Who is blackmailing the Movie industry?
- I’m on her side lol“i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle” shes literally so important to the culture
00:00 - watched this 30 times in a row againain’t no way the captain of a firefighter team tried to do chest compressions on a frozen solid dude.
- Actually just spat out my coffee
- It’s so cool having basic social skills in this day and age so when I ask someone to turn of their phone in a cinema I’m so kind about it and they’re so baffled that a stranger would speak to them that they just do it.
- Tom Cruise only got into acting because he slipped on his sister’s homework sitting on the stairs in their house and busted his knee his senior year of high school which benched him for the varsity wrestling season so his friends convinced him to try out for the school musicalName your favorite celebrity fact.
- Tom not immediately going for a hug oh they hate each otherksjfkfkdkfdkdk
00:00 - Positioning yourself as the Empire is for sure a choiceMay the Air-4th be with you #StarWars
00:00 - It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine flash drives that lit up and tasted like cotton candy. And have lead in them.
- Found out it’s because the movie (which was cleared and monitored by legitimate animal rights groups) has a rodeo scene in it
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