Jaxon “The Rocket” Thunder
564 posts
Jaxon “The Rocket” Thunder
@jaxonthunderr
Texas Born 🦅 🇺🇸 || SMU ‘12 || Let Freedom Reign || Current Finance Legend || Former Highland Park Defensive End ‘06 || ΠKA’s Biggest Sack Hazer
Joined June 2024
- Fuck liberals but I could definitely use a COVID mask right now
- 5 beers deep and halfway to Austin. Lets have a weekend
- No one here knows what a Barbor jacket is and they judge you for saying slurs. Fuck the west coast
- Replying to @JosephManeroMy mistake Joseph, I’ll call it a hard cider next time (no I won’t because I’m not a miserable homosexual)
- Might be the first SMU kid to ever download this app
- Cousin just asked me if I have a burner. Bro I’m wearing a Barbor and a PM quarter zip, what do you think.
- Replying to @ItsCrackerWhiteHey cracker white. Id rather drive at 5 miles per hour than pay $20 a month for twitter blue just to run the most dogshit cfb page in the world. Think before you speak
- Replying to @wifepleaser8000Doug, don’t talk to me like I haven’t had a few domestics in my time. Not like I’m strictly facing orchards 24/7. This was actually my first time picking them up. Wanted to get into the holiday spirit but I guess I’ll just go fuck myself next time I want to get a little jolly.
- Had to go tarps off in the retard bathroom at the airport #ThisIsMarch
- Get off my fuckin tip Deebo. You’d be sippin on orchards too if you had any holiday spirit
