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Jay Black
@jayblackisfunny
Internationally beloved comedian.
Remember when Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier & conservatives went insane & poured hot lard down their throats because eating garbage was an American right? Now they’re suddenly *super* worried about what soda is doing to SNAP recipients. Politics, man.- They *say* it’s for “health reasons”, but you kinda know in the deep parts of your soul that banning soda for people on SNAP is some weird, puritanical judgment on the poor, right? The world is hard; I feel like everyone should be allowed to have a Mr. Pibb from time to time.
- You wanna know why the right is so angry? Because they control the government and not only have things *not* gotten better, everything is *worse*. Pretending the left is responsible for politically violent rhetoric is easier than accountability, sooooooo…
- Just a reminder that Barack Obama used the bulk of his political capital to give health care to people. Joe Biden used his to invest massively in infrastructure. And Donald Trump used his to give tax cuts to the wealthy. Vote for your interests, folks.Obama: And I've noticed, by the way, that since it's become popular, they don't call it Obamacare no more.
00:00 - I’ll say this slowly so MAGA can understand it: If. Russia. Wants. Your. Candidate. To. Be. Elected. Then. He. Shouldn’t. Be. Elected.
- Please give Lauren Boebert’s family the same decency and respect in this time of crisis as she and the rest of the republicans have given Hunter Biden.
- Harris: “Elect me so I can help everyone.” Trump: “Elect me so I can hurt the people you hate.” I mean, I’m not biblical scholar, but one of those positions sure does feel more Christian than the other.
- I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh. He tried to make a choice, namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it. Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice. …hey wait a minute!
- “Waaaaaaaah! Someone I agreed to do an interview with posted it and now everyone thinks I’m a dead-eyed, molasses-brained hate monger simply because that’s exactly what I am! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!”
- Replying to @elonmuskElon, buddy, you’re just radiating “substitute teacher who’s in over his head” energy right now.
- Hey, as the parent of a kid with a speech impediment, let me just make a blanket statement: To conquer a stutter & deliver a speech to hundreds of millions of people is a much bigger accomplishment than “borrowing money from dad”. Your jokes about it are tired. #SOTU
- Weird how John Kelly joined the marines in 1970, served for 45 years, became the Head of Homeland Security, and then Chief of Staff, only to decide ALL OF A SUDDEN to become a liar and traitor. I mean, UNLESS, of course, Trump actually IS a dumb fascist. MAGA? Your thoughts?
- The Trump campaign had no plan for Biden dropping out because, on a fundamental level, nobody in Trump world could conceive of a man willingly giving up power for the good of his country.
