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Jay Humor
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Jay Humor
@jayweingarten
Late 20s. Chasing my Hollywood Dream. Writer for Adults on FX 💯
DM for collabs. Lifestyle, Food, Culture ✨
#goodtrouble 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇩🇪🍔🥗🍴🎥🌴
Joined March 2009
- Please let me know if you understand this post. All you have to do is look at it and comment yes if you understand.
- After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
- After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
- What do ducks smoke? Quack. Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your disbelief for 2 fucking seconds.
- That’s awesome. Thanks RyanMy milkshake my cheat day
- What do ducks smoke? Quack. Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your disbelief for 2 fucking seconds.
- Me: Holy shitttttt... *Mom walks in* Me: ...shitaki mushrooms. Oh hey Mom.
- That’s awesome. Thanks RyanMy milkshake my cheat day
- Just went to the Oreo website and hit "accept all cookies" ... aaaand now we wait
- Yeah.... good luck actually fitting inside there...this is obviously a visual trick...
