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it's corny to dramatically announce a twitter break, but this is just a signpost to assure friends I didn't die or something
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shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical)
@jazzghost_pm
clothes horse. musician. not here, currently.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined October 2019
- It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this
- Forget brat summer, we're doing Porco Rosso summer
- I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this: Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos
- the idea of riding a tricycle around a big subterranean facility filled with neatly organized records fills me with immense calm. I wish I knew this was a job you could haveEmployees often use tricycles to retrieve records at the National Archives and Records Administration facility in Valmeyer, Illinois. Located inside a cave, the facility holds up to 2.4 million cubic feet of records.
- The "people talking to AI" thing is probably unsurprising to anyone who's worked customer service phones It's insane the things complete strangers have said to me over the years, presumably because they have no one to talk to
- Finding out that I'm extremely attractive to many gay men felt like discovering a fortune in confederate dollars or Blockbuster rewards points
- Trying to get me over to Bl*esky is like trying to convince your grandma she'll really enjoy the retirement community. I'll die in this house
- I think it's actually quite understandable to enjoy having a private 2 ton mobile living room. It's just has a completely ruinous effect on society.
- Beautiful day outside. Probably a top 10 summer afternoon. Yes, doesn't get much better than this. I'm gonna watch 3 movies in a row in my apartment with the lights off
- I pity those who live in places that will never know how good 40° can feel
- Replying to @jazzghost_pm$50 of lukewarm DoorDash slop gets absolutely bodied by a beef and broccoli rice bowl with fried egg that costs $5 a serving and takes 10 minutes to make Before anyone is like "yeah duh", be aware that I have a lot of disposable income and I live alone and I'm also a dumbass
- The real id deadline is coming up but I still have faith that my inaction will be rewarded
- We are officially in "let's reconnect after the new year" territory for office jobs. With a bit of skill and finesse, you could probably avoid doing any actual work until MLK day
