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@je_mc2
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts - Albert Einstein. Fairly serious amateur runner.
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    Jun 1, 2024
    Nigerians in London are buying yam at 2,600 for one. Nigerians in Nigeria are buying for 4,000 and above. Nigeria we hail thee.
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    Feb 4, 2021
    Earlier today, I had dropped my wife at Surulere after we'd checked on a friend together. Returned home to a locked gate: the keys were in her bag, far away.
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    Nov 6, 2020
    Arewa Twitter won't see this one. But once Rahama Sadau shows the skin on her back, Allah's Assistants come out.
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    Pulse Nigeria
    @PulseNigeria247
    Nov 6, 2020
    Kaduna loses 124 children to malnutrition in 9 months bit.ly/353PReA
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    Jul 4, 2020
    Na who check scale dey gain weight.
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    Big Fish Gee 🦈
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    Jul 4, 2020
    Gained 4kg in Lockdown
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    Jun 5, 2022
    Kogi is a strategic state. It is the only state in Nigeria that borders TEN states (Ekiti, Kwara, Abuja, Nasarawa, Niger, Edo, Ondo, Anambra, Enugu and Benue). An active ISIS cell there is calamitous for Nigeria's internal security.
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    Feb 4, 2021
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    Or I could have decided not to get her favourite snacks, even though she also had a long day. I made the same choice I always make though. There should be no room for wickedness or being vindictive in marriage.
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    Feb 3, 2021
    That he doesn't know anything about PR.
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    Dami Cole
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    Feb 3, 2021
    A new NDLEA boss is appointed then suddenly drug busts everywhere...what does this say of the predecessor?
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    Feb 26, 2021
    GEJ's administration was buried by the Chibok abduction. However, Buhari, elected on a security platform, has had multiple Chiboks, and is just coasting through.
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    Jan 17, 2023
    Less than 6 weeks to the elections and Nigeria has many fuel queues, while the ruling party campaigns on 'renewed hope'.
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    Apr 21, 2019
    In Nigeria: "I never hesperrit" In the US:
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    Jul 21, 2022
    If a Christian businessman living in Sokoto did this with an Imam's garb, he and his business would surely be past tense in 48 hours.
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    Feb 7, 2021
    The time Piggy and BuyCoins will use to do real innovation, they will use that to dodge Emefiele. I'm sure many of them haven't slept much over the last 72 hours.
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    Oct 17, 2020
    Akwuzu SARS alone is enough for nationwide protest.
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    Mar 28, 2022
    Will Smith didn't slap Chris Rock because he had made jokes about Will and Jada in the past or because Will himself was 'on the edge'. He slapped Chris Rock because he could safely do it without repercussions.

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