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John Chimpo, I'm told.
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John Chimpo, I'm told.
@jehawks
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    May 27, 2024
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    May 29, 2025
    Trying to land this plane safely on the Hudson
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    "Lou"ReedTyranny
    @nakedfoul
    May 29, 2025
    if you're 25+ and listening to evanescence or creed, wtf are you doing?
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Nov 26, 2022
    Replying to @TheAmazingBeck and @DrewMcWeeny
    The third Knives Out movie mystery will be released exclusively on Delta in-flight VOD.
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Feb 4, 2019
    Replying to @DanaPerino
    I made queso
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Mar 20, 2022
    I think Mozart drove this during the classical music days?
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Oct 16, 2020
    Replying to @debdrens
    As someone who is now sober for 7 years who was utterly ashamed to admit to my very proud parents that I was helpless I am so fortunate that my parents accepted my plea for help with the same warmth and love that Joe Biden did for his son.
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Oct 5, 2020
    Replying to @brenonade
    He’s inhaling strongly and standing strongly and gasping strongly
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Mar 3, 2025
    Replying to @ForecasterEnten
    disturbing that the entire GOP electorate changes its opinion based on dear leader's opinion, and that you don't acknowledge that peculiarity in the data.
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    May 18, 2018
    Replying to @TomNamako
    "Hi Lt. Gov, first question from DUH Magazine - what then happens if there is a fire in the school?"
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Aug 11, 2018
    Replying to @edkuryluk and @drbmbdgty
    LOL’ing at anyone who follows him expecting more great “stolen airplane being tailed by military jet” content on a regular basis
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    May 30, 2025
    Replying to @abolishcxps
    why couldnt he just have stayed being the world's best twitter shitposter
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Sep 25, 2022
    Replying to @mefeater @jordynwoods and @KarlTowns
    Congrats honey, for your birthday I bought you hustle culture
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    May 22, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
    Flavor doctor
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    John Chimpo, I'm told.
    @jehawks
    Jun 2, 2023
    Replying to @netw3rk and @bruce_arthur
    post credits scene after the finals
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