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@jessiemae
i care about hockey a lot 💙 sharks & cuda forever 💙 ❤ CBJ ❤ 💙 Go Blue 〽💛 old, tired, & queer 🌈 don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light & stay alive
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    @jessiemae
    Jul 31, 2025
    The most about me thing ever:
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    Aug 13, 2022
    Predator vs Nazis? So, a film where we’re rooting for the Predator?
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    @jessiemae
    Apr 30, 2018
    Replying to @Alissa_says and @TateTheTalisman
    Yeah, I dated this kind of guy once too. He raped me & then stalked me for months after I left him. He eventually married someone & was sent to prison for attempting to kill her. Dudes who insist on being your Only Important Thing are dangerous. Run.
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    @jessiemae
    Sep 21, 2018
    There is very little in the world that makes me happier than watching how fast these get funded every week ❤🐶
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    Sep 21, 2018
    This is Doby. He has severe separation anxiety and managed to run away while his owners weren’t home. He was hit by a car and left on the side of the road. He broke a lot of things but is working hard to get better. You can help him do that below. 13/10 gofundme.com/help-for-doby
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    @jessiemae
    May 30, 2020
    This is what using your platform for good looks like - watching @dogfather find his footing, find his voice, and stop taking shit from terrible people has been one of my favorite things about twitter over the last few years
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    @jessiemae
    Apr 26, 2018
    Replying to @usbonga_n
    My grandmother says that people of Japanese & German descent are all "secretly evil & plotting against us", "all submarines are boats and everything else is a ship" (rowship, fishing ship, etc) & "Indian women are taught the Kama Sutra from puberty on". But, like, idk tho.
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    @jessiemae
    Jul 3, 2020
    Which brings us right back to the original point, no?
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    @jessiemae
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @xsizzell and @DisrespectedThe
    I cannot believe how goddamn disrespectful she was wearing her grandma’s sweater to vote for someone her grandma opposes politically and morally and that she’s *proud* of that
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    @jessiemae
    Aug 24, 2019
    I had a 12 pack of Dr Pepper explode in my car several years ago - the roof is still stained and the buttons to change radio stations still stick
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    @jessiemae
    Apr 30, 2018
    Replying to @spincontrollers @Alissa_says and @TateTheTalisman
    He accused me of cheating with my best friend - who was very gay - because he saw us share a soda & that was 'the same thing as making out' because saliva & told me that if I did that again he'd cut my friend up. There is no love there. Just control. I'm glad you got out.
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    @jessiemae
    Oct 19, 2025
    Hey @SanJoseSharks, @jbecher, and @sjsharkie - how on earth is this an acceptable thing to have on your Jumbotron, like, ever, much less on a night honoring Hispanic heritage? I’m so appalled and disappointed in you right now. #TealTogether #SanJoseSharks #Hockey
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    @jessiemae
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @RobinGT_Real and @feederofcats
    You clearly have never had a cat.
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    @jessiemae
    Jun 4, 2025
    Replying to @mrs__yasmin
    My best one is when I came out to my Gran her reply was "Good for you! I tried being a lesbian in the 70s but it just didn't work for me." Gran wasn't a huge fan of men, so I think she was actually really delighted I had other options 😂
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    @jessiemae
    Nov 3, 2017
    Replying to @RainbowRiverArt @NBCNews and @NBCNewsTHINK
    Sure, but may I present the following argument:
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