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@jesslevynsss
excuse me how do i twitter
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    @jesslevynsss
    May 20, 2022
    as a bartender I fuckin wish I only had to serve people who were 25+
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    Sep 24, 2021
    Replying to @tinateeenz
    men is short for menace to society
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    @jesslevynsss
    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @keysmashbandit
    lmao country so fucked we can't even pretend live in peace smfh
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    @jesslevynsss
    Dec 28, 2021
    whoever wrote Tipper into the LL poll should be arrested
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    @jesslevynsss
    Nov 5, 2020
    Replying to @hannnahkristine and @sunnicaella
    every american knows exactly wtf this is a picture of from checking this page every 27 seconds
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    @jesslevynsss
    Aug 15, 2025
    Replying to @Prioneye
    I love when this happens
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    Jul 9, 2024
    Replying to @womenpostingws
    queen shit
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    Jun 21, 2024
    Replying to @rinnystarr
    just another unrealistic body standard I will never attain💔
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    Jul 30, 2024
    Replying to @MNateShyamalan
    dammit I never even got to try the cocaine lemonade I will carry this fomo to the grave
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    Mar 30, 2024
    Brooklyn is so fucking outside right now @chaseandstatus
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    May 20, 2022
    Replying to @thekwazz
    valid point & I've thought about this too but I feel like the fact alone they're a little older they would hopefully be inherently a tad more mature by nature & know how to carry themselves a bit better. Also assuming they've already been drinking if the age is still 21 to drink
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    @jesslevynsss
    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
    Dude a periscope at the function would lowkey be so helpful and im not even short lmao
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    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @vodkasnowflake
    rip but the p stands for pervert and also poop
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    @jesslevynsss
    Aug 11, 2025
    tipped: over lights: the prettiest heart: full sleep: none body: hurts unfortunately: employed condition: abysmal prayers: needed
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